Welcome to
Club Services'
Doctor
Gun
Contributed
by Mr. Frank Sinclair
Number of physicians in the
US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by
physicians per year: 120,000.
(More than twice the number of U.S. service members lost in
Vietnam)
Accidental deaths per physician:
0.171 (U.S. Dept. of
Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the
US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups):
1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically, doctors are
approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners.
"FACT: Not everyone has
a gun, but everyone has at least one
Doctor."
Please alert your friends to
this alarming threat. We must
ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a Public Health Measure,
I have withheld the statistics
on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to
seek medical aid.
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